The most important thing in the world to me today is that you understand what my fierce, tender warrior heart is saying to your fierce, tender warrior heart in this essay. It has come to my very concerned attention that since: My new book Love Warrior is about my husband’s infidelity (we’re just gonna keep saying that…
What to Say When Your Kid Gets Busted
My kid got in trouble at school the other day. We Meltons — we’re mostly good and a little bad. Said child came home and told us what happened. I called the teacher and she told me what happened. The reports were mostly the same. MOSTLY. That evening I sent this email to said child’s teacher: Dear Mrs. ______,…
Here’s How I Keep My Boy Safe-ish on the Interwebs
Last week I was making my usual sweep through my precious one’s phone: checking texts and Instagram accounts and all the things. He looked at me and said, “Mom. When I am going to have some privacy on that thing?” I am still giggling about that question. Lord, I love these small humans in my house. Here’s a more…