It’s Monkday, friends, otherwise known as…Momastery Beauty Collection day. It’s the day we Monkees take a vow of silence (no comments) to let the beauty offered soak in real good. While I’m at it, I’m going to take vows of poverty and celibacy too, because I’d like some public credit for the lifestyle I’m already living. The rest of you can choose to commit only to silence, though, if things are going better for you at home.

Anyway…on to the beauty of the day.

Some of you have inquired about my political views.

This is probably the closest I’ll get to discussing What I’m For. I think it’s good enough.

Also….since I promised myself I’d never lie to you people, I should also mention that nobody really asked me about my political views. But doesn’t it make me sound quite important and fancy to say that people have? “Oh, hello…Some of you have inquired about my political views.” Love it. So fancy. Not true, but fancy. Like my hair color.

Love, G

P.S. Second Official Hermit Crab Book Club Meeting is coming up. Finish Same Kind of Different as Me, prepare your koffee and krumpets and meet us first thing Thursday morning!